I GOT DAN TO RESPOND!!! hear my plea. i dont want to be one of the regular guys. im just trying to make it in a tough world.
push me up the ladder a little 
And here I thought I wanted it that bad. Jeez dude, get a life. I have a great idea, make your own forum, then you can be the admin/mod/only-person-to-post/idiot/only-member-of-you-forum/ I think that's enough.
Oh and by the way, I am not a "n00b" ok, I am a "Full Member".